A lot of porn stars have been described as having a ""beer can cock,"" but none is as deserving as Kris Lord. Kris was a 6-foot gay-for-pay bodybuilder who was discovered by director John Summers on a bondage site. He had dark brown eyes, a thick head of raven-black hair and a 10-inch cut cock that was probably 10 inches in circumference as well. Falcon's publicity for Driving Hard (MVP 007)), the first film he shot for the studio, claims he had a 13x9-inch cock. Of all of Kris' onscreen partners, Danny Somers was probably the best, in Down Home (FVP 078). Danny damn near dislocated his jaw trying to suck that massive tube of flesh, but his hot ass was actually able to take it all. Reviewers had their fun over Lord. The reviewer for Manshots wrote, ""His fat sausage makes all other dicks resemble breadsticks."" Onan the Vulgarian wrote, in his review of Shadows in the Night (FVP 079), ""the sets are inspired, and the Christ-imagery - is Falcon having fun making visual puns on ""Lord""? - a bit overwhelming."