Called ""that crazy Puerto-Rican"" by director Jim Steele, who discovered him, horse-hung Chad wielded 11 fat inches and was always looking for a place to put it. If you raised your eyes, you'd find a hairy chest and a massive handlebar mustache. It is said that off-screen, Chad was a total bottom and had to be taught how to be the domineering top you see in his films. It's a tossup whether he's hotter in Splash II or In Your Wildest Dreams. In Giant Splash Shots II, Chad's buddy Lance plays pimp, delivering fashion model buddy Jeff Quinn while Chad is sunning at the pool, saying, ""Fuck my jogging partner."" In Your Wildest Dreams, blond twink power-bottom Kevin Williams hires a personal trainer who can deliver a ""complete"" workout.